blueeeeeeeeee

I've decided pants are optional

Tue, 17 May 2005 23:46:13 GMT

Pants are such a drag. I'm just not going to wear them anymore.

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 16:38:49 GMT

Mikey > breadtangle of pizza and tompkins combined!!!

=)

Bob is right!

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:23:00 GMT

lolerskate's should only be used with a helmit...

haha@ last post

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:19:47 GMT

The last post was making fun of all you noobs who post ambigious shit in your live journal!!!

Me and Tarin pretty much pwnd all of you

oh man

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:06:56 GMT

Wow, I can't believe that just happened...

Like, I haven't had anything that crazy happen to me in YEARS!!

Let's just say I had a very good morning ;)

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 03:00:12 GMT

Man Constantine was a terrible movie. There were so many plot holes I could use it to strain noodles. I don't think it's so much Keanu Reeve's acting abilities as it was a shitty director (aparently he usually does music videos... 'nuff said) and shitty script. It's really inconsistant and seems like they did nothing more than pick like 4 religious characters (2 of which being God and Satan) and make up a quasi religous conflict. It _could_ have been a decent movie. One of the only things I enjoyed about the movie was the guy who played Satan.

Here's my impression of the brainstorming for Constantine...

Guy 1: "Hey, ok let's get a badass who smokes a lot. Let's force the fact that he smokes into every scene (no matter how awarkdly). Oh yeah, since he's a badass let's give him kickass weapons".

Guy 2: "But how can we justify a grenade lanucher?"

Guy 1: "Hmmm... Good point. Ah yes! The grenades will be blessed and have crosses on them. Ok and since he's a badass he needs to say witty things like call the demons assholes. Yeah, that's the ticket. Man, this will be the greatest movie ever..."

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:17:00 GMT

and say racist things to kittens

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:16:33 GMT

Probably we'll drive around in our hummers because we like paying a lot for gas

Girls

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:13:26 GMT

Me and David pretty much have girls figured out. We're going to write a book. You wish you'll make the money we will. We'll probably go on Oprah to promote it and have whitty one liners like "He's not that into you" or "Herpes just means you have to have anal sex". Pretty much it'll be the best book ever.

EVERY DATING AND RELATIONSHIP BOOK EVER = FACED

bbq

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 20:13:57 GMT

Sweet baby ray's is pretty much the best BBQ sauce in a bottle.

Lean meat tastes much better. 2% fat owns. 20% ground chuck is like the Clay Aiken of the butcher shop.

Liger's are pretty much my favorite animal.

The US is one of the only countries where both parties can get charged for a call (i.e. cellphones).

Vonage IP phones are hot.

Ground chuck is not.

Kramer was also in "Airheads" and "UHF".

Weird Al is my uncle.

Fucking tiredddddddddd

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 12:30:58 GMT

I'm so tired. Tiredddddddd. Me and Jesse were up all night fishing in the freakin windiest place on earth. Now I have to work. So fucking tired. So tiredddd. So tireddddddddd. Tiiiiiiiiiiiii errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dddddddddddah.

On a lighter note I got a kick ass knife and an LED flashlight with a blue gel so as not to be obvious at certain fishing spots...

roxor the noobs

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 07:30:42 GMT

Hi2 everyone imo. Things are going good. What's up Brad, I haven't talked to you in forever.

I started fishing. It's pretty fun but I'm a fishing noob so far so I have a lot to learn.

I hung out with Erin Bator again. She's cool. She told off that bitch of a waitress at Pizza Hut which owned.

I ordered the chicken fellatio at Olive Garden and the craziest thing, they just ran out. I mean if you are going to put that on the menu at least be able to deliver!!

Fight Club

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 08:33:34 GMT

So I watched fight club over at Bob's earlier. It pwnd. I thought it was an action movie with no deep meaning, but it was full of social commentary. It's full of symbolism and reocurring themes of conformity, consumerism, and life in general. Fight Club > washing your hands.

Oh yeah, my nipples are stuck in "turkey's done" position because it's cold as a bitch out.

Emo's ruin everything

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:05:31 GMT

It's like 5:30. I decided to stay up all night. Man, I really don't like my job. It's hard to pinpoint what I don't like. Julio's really layed off me recently and the work isn't terribly hard, I just don't like it. I think it's because I ALWAYS feel like I'm behind in work. I'm fairly confident that if I went looking for a job I could find one in a few weeks that pays way more and that I'd probably like better. The problem is I can't leave. If I leave a lot of things are fucked up. Most of the telecom project goes down the shitter. Rod will lose a shitload of money he's invested. There will be a lot of pissed off customers. Julio will be pissed that he's risked everything so far for nothing. If I leave I fuck over 7 co-workers and a dick load of customers. So it really isn't even a matter of if I want to leave or not, I can't leave. I'm stuck. Programming is 2340982323409238 times harder and more stress than any other area of the computing field. I almost want to get out of it and do B.S. admin jobs. Then I could sit in a desk all day and bitch about programmers, set up a few new users email, then call it a day. An admin job would own. Oh well. They aren't going to fire me any time soon, I know that much.

Maybe I would feel more fufilled if I started side projects? Like start programming games or something like that. I think I'm going to buy some programming books, learn some new languages, and do that shit.

Oh well, I guess life isn't perfect. I have a lot of fun with my friends and things are relativly financially stable for me. It just sucks that there's this constant cloud over me of work. Every minute I'm not doing work I think about it and how gay it is when I have to do it.

I know!

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 22:27:43 GMT

I have taken a vow of celibacy for 40 days and 40 nights. It will work, I am sure of it...